I am weary, let me rest/Revenge of the Pissed

Okay: I am really about over this. Sorry to have been bringing everyone down, but you know: death is sad. Unless it is someone you hate (like Dr. Wigfield for my friends to the south). Then you are like: “Death rules!” Right now I am wishing death on someone. Yes, this moment. She’s supposedly even sick, too. I’m like “What’s the hold up? Tick tock the clock, Reaper Man.” If we had access to the Force in our galaxy, I would so reach out and crush her windpipe or, no! The lightning! Yes, I would want to watch her writhe in agony… although, I do not think I would like to hear her cry out. I wonder if I can simultaneously use force grip and force lightning… hmm, I know you can’t do that in the game… well, I’m not going to solve this any time soon. Maybe some of you are horrified (Rachel, I’ll be expecting that call any minute) or maybe you can sympathize. You all should know, though, that I am a vegetarian and have dedicated my life to non-violence. Still, that doesn’t mean there aren’t a few people I’ll be glad to see go. Besides, Anakin got to come back to the light side of the force. Why can’t I “fix” a few things and then do the same?