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Okay, I need to rave (as opposed to ranting, my usual ouevre) for a moment. I LOVE the Scissor Sisters. Actually, I really may be in love with two of them (Babydaddy and Del Marquis; plus, they are homos!), one is okay, one is a woman, and the straight guy is just not appealing to me (for once). But I digress. They rock. Now, I am not advocating digital piracy, but everyone should go and listen to their music right now. No, I'll wait. Finished? Good. My favorite tracks are... well, fuck I really just love them all. I mean, yes, I do rock out a little harder to "Take Your Mama", "Music is the Victim", and "Filthy/Gorgeous", but how can you not when they feature lyrics like "Gonna take your mama out all night/Yeah, we'll show her what it's all about/We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne" and "I left my bag in Pasadena/where all them girls was doin' Tina" and "And the people that you meet/Want to open you up like Christmas." Sigh. If only I could convince Babydaddy and Del Marquis to get involved with me in some crazy three-way marriage...