Um...

I have been malingering again. But I have a really good reason: this really cute guy has been emailing me. He's even literate and funny. I KNOW! See, I figure the universe got word that I had completely given up on ever having someone in my life. I really had. Seriously. So now it's trying to set me up. But I totally know that I am the Charlie Brown to the universe's Lucy Van Pelt, so I already know it ain't gonna work out. But I'm going to let you in on a secret: it's okay. I mean, I know the universe doesn't get one scrap of pleasure from kicking me in the nuts, nor does it shed a single tear for my happiness. All I can do is sit back, and take what comes to me.