Love you like lovers!

Hello darlings!  I must sincerely apologize for my protracted absence.  I will freely admit that at times within the last month, I thought I might not return to posting here.  Not because I don’t love it, because I do, but I just wasn’t feeling myself.  (Oh, that sounds bad… let us walk carefully around the masturbation joke lest it explode in our faces.  Dammit, that didn’t come out right either.  Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts…  Okay.  I am together again.)  Rather, I was not feeling up to my usual urbanity and I really didn’t think I had anything to say.  To wit: I had no sparkle to give you, darlings, and instead of giving you crap and endless whining, I preferred to give you nothing.
I don’t want to go into detail about my decided luster lack, because all four of you who read my site are pretty much up on what I’ve been dealing with and, despite popular opinion to the contrary, I do hate to whine.  However, I am staying hopeful that I will soon have a resolution to my vision problem and I have almost completely worked through my recent professional humiliation.  Hmm, you know, that phrase sounded more like “bad incident at work” and less “time spent with Madam X and the Minions of Pain” before I typed it out.  Dammit!