Porn Flakes

I was having some minor computer problems recently, and downloaded this free app to try and troubleshoot some of my problems. As I looked through the site, I found a companion program that supposedly searched through files to see if it could find porno on your computer. Since I KNOW I have porno on my computer, I was curious to see if it could find it. After I downloaded the program, I ran it. It took forever (maybe because it’s a lot of porn, or so I thought at the time), and found like 4000 files. Curious to see the results, I began flipping through the screens. Most of what it found was from MS Office clip art gallery. You might be thinking, “Where can I get THAT collection?” but it was actually things that just looked like they might be naughty because of their pixelar arrangement such as: a pencil, a shoe, a baby’s head, someone’s foot, coins, and a hose. It found some porn, too; porn that I had even forgotten was there. Ah, technology.